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The Muddy Buddy

The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020
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cootie buddy

a special bond shared between a girl and guy who both have cooties. after arguing about who really has them they come to the decision that they both have them and become bestfriends.
tanner and kailee are eachother's cootie buddy.
by kailee_doll August 13, 2008
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buddy butter

That mysterious stain on your clothes after a night of partying with your pals.
Brad woke up half drunk and noticed a spot of buddy butter on his shirt.
by ford4wd July 23, 2012
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Butt Buddies

Two guys who are really great friends, somewhat in a bromance yet certainly not gay. Often seen together at social events and other times.
by rhinelandtiger April 11, 2017
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tough-buddies

Closet homosexuals who are attracted to one another and form "friendships" based solely on male rivalry and "manliness" stemming from a deep-seated sense of insecurity, once again caused by their closet homosexuality.

Friendships with these people are superficial and known tough-buddies should be avoided at all costs.
1) That room is full of a bunch of tough-buddies. They totally want each other's dicks.

2) John and his roommates are tough-buddies. It's just so hard to be friends with them.
by DavisHW January 26, 2009
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Penis Buddy

by Thunderheh November 22, 2017
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Butt buddies

To mail lifetime companions, Who are both painters, Who argue over sports such as football and bowling, Who work way too little for very few hours each day, Who are often very big in the gaming community, Who enjoy 420 breaks, Andar a cross between modern-day Bill and Ted and Cheech And Chong.
Some call Rick and Terry butt buddies others call them lifemates.

Ridley Rick thinks baseballs harder and bowling that's what makes him a butt buddy
by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014
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