joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019

funniest joke in the world

you.

“hey dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.

Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*

by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021

Spencer Joke

A Spencer Joke is a joke that used to be interesting/hilarious (not at all to begin with), and become not funny due to the repetitive amount of times the joke is being said.

If Spencer says the joke "Like having meat in your mouth", I will lose my mind because it has now turned into a Spencer Joke.

by Reppingthe954 May 7, 2022

Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.

Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."

by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023

Inside Joke

a joke made by 2 or more people that only that group understands! even if you explain it to other people they might not find it as amusing as you would.

Person 1: "ahaha horsepower"
Person 2: "what??"

*inside joke is explained*

Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke

by imBDS December 20, 2019

Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.

Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.

by A Fucking Pinecone August 3, 2016