Bi-pass heart surgery

An extreme form of conversion therapy, intended to cure the bi-curious and turn them straight.
Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020
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black heart queen

a song by the hardcore punk band gallows, quite possibly one of the best ones
"Black Heart Queen"

Today my heart collapsed.
And the feeling in my stomachs like a knife in my back.
And it's too damn short for me to get a grip
and pull the fucker out before it sticks.

Today my lungs collapsed
And I'm choking on my blood which has all turned black
And everything I'm spitting out. I'm spitting out.
Just spells your name.

Why, oh why, would you use that one.
You know I never used it, cos it just ain't on.
Can you pull it out of me please
cos it really fucking hurts and Its making me dizzy
No? Well fine, then ill tell you what.
I'm gonna tell you that I love you till my breathing stops.

Today my heart collapsed
Everything was fine and now I'm ready to relapse.
I can't understand how you made it through
I'm totally fucked cos I'm falling for you..

Today my lungs collapsed
and I'm choking on my blood which has all turned black
and everything I'm spitting out
I'm spitting out.

Why would you use that one
you know I never used it cos it just ain't on.
can you pull it outta me please
cos it really fucking hurts and it's making me dizzy
No! well fine then I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna tell you that I love you till my breathing stops.

The black heart king
has met his black heart queen
forgot everything he was
for the taste of her skin
his nights no longer lonely
once he let her in
and by the orchestra of wolves
you can hear him sing….
by entery #1232131 September 23, 2007
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red heart sunglasses

Looking at someone you love,and ignoring their red flags
She looked at him,thinking he's perfect even though he wasn't at all.Her friends told her that she's looking at him with red heart sunglasses
by Tourer July 02, 2023
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Red Light Heart

Similar to the Purple Heart in the military, the Red Light Heart is sleeping with all US Military branches (Air Force,

Army, Coast Guard, Marine Corps, Navy).
I just got my Red Light Heart and now it burns a little when I pee.
by Grizz710x January 06, 2023
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Hop on Hearts of Iron 4

Term for men who love to get shot and molested by baby monkeys. The man usually enjoys it.
John: "Hey, want to hop on Hearts of Iron 4?"
Larry: "Yeah, sure. I'd love to :D"
by Ulty May 01, 2022
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Mao Mao:Heroes of Pure Heart

A Show So Criminally underappreciated.
Mao Mao:Heroes of Pure Heart is criminally underrated.
by Ubahngekackt June 18, 2022
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set your heart a-glaze

something that Kyojuro Rengoku did moments before becoming a donut

something to do when you fight akaza
set your heart a-glaze
go beyond your limits
"I am the donut hashira; RENGOKU KYOJURO"
by the sol phoenix August 08, 2022
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