Feelings

Something i do not possess

"Jamie, get your nasty ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings."

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

Feelings

A poison used for medieval torture.

"Jamie, jet your lazy ass off the court!"
"Wow, that hurt my non-existent feelings!"

by Ya know what idc September 10, 2020

glitching feelings

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment

Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice

by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

No feelings October

Girls can’t catch feelings for guys

Girl 1:Did you see jack hes sooooo hot

Girl 2: You just lost no feelings October

by Pussyman16363 October 2, 2020

feeling a bit how you doin aye

Feel ill , hungover , FUCKED

Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."

by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020

feels bar

Describes the state in which you and your friends or stranger are drunk enough to talk about feelings/ lost relationships and general deep talk.

Feels bar is open today for your Monday's blues. Grab a drink and tell me what's bothering you.

by Feelsbarman July 15, 2022