Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

beach brutus

Smells like deck donkey

Have you played fortnite theres beach brutus

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day

Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach

by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022

Beach

The euphemism of the English b-word, excluding the meaning ‘female dog, brood bitch’.

You beach!

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

Life’s a beach

Life’s was a beach and your here dude now life’s a bitch

life’s a beach now life’s a bitch

by Epic gamer moment December 26, 2019

Beach Episode

An episode based in a Hot Spring/Beach/Pool in most modern anime. These episodes are usually the calm before the storm, which means that the following episode is either a big fight or the dramatic climax depending on what type of anime.

*Beach episode starts*
Person 1: Oh shit is gonna go down next episode

by Oh its MR MVP?! SIMP!!! May 28, 2022