im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

son im crine

son im crine is slang for "i'm dead" or "i can't stop laughing"

"my grandpa got crossed in basketball and he bounced his head off the concrete, it's really sad"
"son im crine"
"nigga i will rape you"

by bbgdaddyshome December 12, 2025

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Im from Roastland

A small meme by AlexCruz289

iM FROM ROASTLAND, B-WORD ROASTLAND

by AlexCruz289 June 21, 2019

im afraid

what you put before and after a correct statement.

loona ate wjsn up im afraid

by orbits September 1, 2022

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

im off ts

Im over this

only the first day back and im off ts

by Cay._. January 3, 2024