why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

I give a fuck'nt

If you want to sound smart when you aren't

Person 1: I went on vacation

Person 2: I give a fuck'nt

by DAKFCBOI March 18, 2021

i dont have a projector

duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!

“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”

by vicky // wonkasdearchildr3n March 19, 2021

I give it!

The expression of admiration and approval of something or someone's story.
The expression originates from the the translation of the Hungarian "Adom". Although the expression is borrowed from Hungarian it shows some similarities in grammar and usage to "I'll give you that!".
The term could also be interpreted as a shortened and simplifyed version of saying that: "This is awesome I'll give you that!"
The term is often used as a reaction to one's showing a meme that you admire.

Suzy: *shows a meme of incest*
Her stepbrother: *rolling on the motherfecking floor* I give it!

by Keedgatarr March 20, 2021

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021