Had I only done it sooner

Kill myself of course

Had I only done it sooner. There is no meaning for me in this life.

by I can’t stand it anymore January 7, 2021

M I K E

The creator of humans and more importantly potatoes

M I K E is the true god and gave us the greatest gift of potatoes

by Kayoid November 19, 2023

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

i dond dog

"I dond dog" is a word used by the phat thicc YouTuber Anomaly who recently fucked his dad, and just tweeted "i didnt fuck my papa. i didnt cum on my papa. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my papa."

Papanomaly Hi son, im home.
Anomaly **hiding**
Papanomaly Let's fuck right away!!
Anomaly No, i just lost 1 million subscribers in 24 hours, i dond dog any more!
Papanomaly NONI?!!?!?!

by hiddeNcs May 15, 2019

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

by HaltMan May 22, 2025

SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.

SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.

by jlpower December 25, 2025

I don’t lorb you

It means when you’ve been really mean to someone and they want to tell you that but don’t know how to say it directly

I don’t lorb you because you’ve been ignoring me and being mean

by Hehehehelelelele July 4, 2025