Dirty Dick Mouth

When you have crap surrounding your mouth. Such as: cold sores, fever blisters or pimples.

Jane: "Ick... what have you been doing?"
Joan: "Nothing I have a coldsore..."
Jane: "Naw, girl you have that dirty dick mouth."

by Ktly March 28, 2009

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008

Sloppy Poopy Dick

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

by CookiePuss January 5, 2005

suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)

a guy who's hot enough that you just wanna go to town on his junk regardless of not knowing a single thing about him

aka: this is another way to categorize the instant hotness/appeal (suckadickability) of a guy

for example, a friend shows you a pic of a guy on facebook or myspace or what have you, and you in turn, can say: "nah, he's not suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)", meaning he's not hot enough on a purely physical level

like, the guy is not gonna make you hot enough to take his cock into your eager mouth just like that at first sight

by arcoandy June 27, 2009

Chinese Dick Trap

When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.

So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.

by NGRconCARNE June 18, 2009

dick-do

Expression used to describe an unfortunate situation which you can't do anything about. An event which cannot be controlled.

"Your wife cheated on you? Well, that's a dick-do."
"I lost my wallet. What a dick-do."

by eveg07 July 20, 2008

dick whipped

a man who is head over heels in love with a girl to the point where they’re straight up stupid

Guy 1: “man whats up with Connor?”
Guy 2: “hes straight up dick whipped man. Poor Yu.”

by octopixies May 10, 2018