Dirty Bruce

The act of shoving a conical flask up your anus, before teaching a class. Then getting caught.

Did u see mr L**** do a dirty Bruce today ?

by Jeffbutnitreallyjeff May 24, 2020

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dirty velez

A guy who is willing to have anal sex with fat women.

dude my buddy who works the mail room is such a dirty velez.

by Monze February 25, 2008

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Dirty Janey :- to unintentionally collapse all around you into riotous disarray whilst going about your normal daily business. The more sexually inappropriate the resultant disorder is, the dirtier the Janey is...

I was buying some humbugs from a vintage confectioners shop, the assistant was on the stepladders reaching for the jar on the top shelf as a busload of nuns entered to peruse the selection of mint creams. Imagine my surprise as he knocked the cherry lips off the shelf as he lost his footing! Stepping backwards to catch the falling treats, I was goosed by a large stick of rock protruding from the counter. Stumbling forwards in surprise, I caught hold of Mother Superior’s habit... which tore off her otherwise naked body. This turned out to be unfortunate due to the proximity of the large sugar dummies and the combined trajectory of our fall!

Face first in Mother Superior’s lap, cherry lips spread all over the place, and who’s sugar dummy butt plug could never be sold on, I heard one of the other nuns exclaim... “Well there’s a proper Dirty Janey and no mistake!”

by Hbhgg September 27, 2019

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