I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

When you see a set of two friends.. always one of them have to be ugly

See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by sum_ting_wong9 January 22, 2021

They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.

I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.

by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021

I-

Retards say this shit

G: Nice cock
Emily (BLM): I-

by mypseydonymbirch January 22, 2021

y/i/a

y/i/a stands for your imagine age. You can use it when you write stories and you don’t know what age reader wants.

“How old are you?” he asked
“I’m y/i/a old” she said

by karikkk January 24, 2021

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.

I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

i+

form of saying ‘i-‘. it has a more positive connotation, as a plus is being used instead of minus.

“what in the fuck, i+”

by zooweemama yea January 25, 2021

F I S H

TO REPEATEDLY BEAT A WOMEN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND USING A FISH PREFERABLY A SALMON OR CATFISH. ONCE SHE IS A PULP DRINK THE FLUID OF YOUR DREAMS.

ay man i gave my gf the F I S H, she's been quiet ever since. Best time of my life!

by F I S H January 25, 2021