Dirty Charlesworth

While believing you are part of royalty and naked just wearing a crown on your head, you prance around your home masturbating in a freakish manner with your pinky finger out while in front of your partner. When close to climaxing , you get her to bow before you and knight her by slapping your cock on both of her shoulders before putting the family jewels in her mouth.

As you cum in her mouth you lay your crown on her head and tell her that she is now your Queen.

You then tell her to get on all fours and bark like a Corgie while you smash her in the ass and show her you are the KING!!

I treat my Girlfriend/Wife/Partner like a queen in more ways than one, she had a Dirty Charlesworth last night.

by Acer1 October 21, 2017

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dirty shand

Where your shagging a burd and just as your about to cum, you set fire to her pubes and put out the flames with your gorilla juice!

Was shagging your maw last night and she asked me to do something that had never been done to her before so I gave her a dirty shand!

by Twat titties May 23, 2019

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Dirty Albino

The sexual act of bleaching your asshole just before defecating on your sexual partner.

Hey Charlie, I was hoping you'd be down for a Dirty Albino tonight. I've got the bleach, q-tips, and rubber sheets ready in the other room!

by KingAlbie March 3, 2014

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dirty spenzer

A dad who loves 12 year olds and uses Alexa for everything.

You dad is such a dirty spenzer

by Ljhyeah June 5, 2020

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Dirty Dunham

Engaging in the act of sex with Lena Dunham, and while doing so holding on for dear life as you whisper in her ear, "I support Trump" and attempt to hang on for as long as possible.

"Dude, I totally got Lena last night. Yeah, Dirty Dunham'd her. She was PISSED!"
"My buddy Max went the full 8 seconds!"

by Countryboy_100 July 24, 2017

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