dirty spears

when a female whom you do not like or find attractive is riding you and you lose your boner. so the takes a cucumber or her fist and starts beating you to death

duder 1: bro, i fucked the ugliest chick in the world last night, she was so ugly that she dirty speared me.

duder 2: but i though that was technically impossible when having your penis stimulated.

duder 1: also the inside of her vagina made me think about Burt Reynolds

duder 2: holy fuck.

lurkin duder 3: the thought of receiving a dirty spears turns me on

by gabeisintheoffice January 22, 2009

Dirty yasser

Dirty yasser is a word to describe a man who make all the submissive and breedable cum in seconds his hand touches is soo soft and make you cum instantly.

He made me cum in seconds he's a dirty yasser

by Jack alpha August 25, 2021

dirty katt

What a cat tries to fuck a bat

I was on hp with my friends when they started pulling a dirty katt

by Kaotic_mike April 11, 2020

dirty inky

Octopus masturbating

Winky my octopus pinky dirty inky

by Grrz12121212 May 19, 2017

Dirty livvie

When you shive a cucumber up a man's butthole and make him constipated for a month

Person 1:Dude I can't poop
Person 2:yeah silly cause I have you a dirty livvie last week silly

by Gibertttt April 30, 2020

Dirty Andre

Short guy who knows how to fuck a bitch correctly. Packs easily a 10 inch and radiates big dick energy.

Yo Sarah had a Dirty Andre over at her House! Omg im so jealous.

by nigjew69420 April 26, 2020

Dirty Albino

The sexual act of bleaching your asshole just before defecating on your sexual partner.

Hey Charlie, I was hoping you'd be down for a Dirty Albino tonight. I've got the bleach, q-tips, and rubber sheets ready in the other room!

by KingAlbie February 24, 2014