Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

beaten up half a mongrel

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.

No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.

by sikcnt November 6, 2014

Rev up and fuck off

Let's get in the car and leave

John wanted to leave the party,
" Let's rev up and fuck off " he called to his girlfriend. "Ok darling" she said "I'll just get my coat".

by Poshpikey November 15, 2010

Shut Up Fortnite Kid

When you want to remove a brain disease from your life.

Fortnite Kid: Minecraft sucks we should all go play fortnite
Guy: Shut Up Fortnite Kid

by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021

Straight up Bourne shit

When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.

Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"

Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"

Manny "Dude check me out"

Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building

Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"

by MannyET December 16, 2009

National shut up day

It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.

Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?

by Poop head 9000 October 16, 2019

Pump her head up

To talk someone into thinking they can do something when they really cannot do it or to make someone feel special when they really are not.

Ex 1: Jamie did a round off double back handspring layout. The team then tried to pump her head up into thinking she could pull a full twisting layout, as well.

Cheer Team: Jamie, try a full!

Shaqueelah: uh-uh, ya'll don't try and pump her head up like that when you know she can't do that!
Ex 2: Jamie is running for homecoming princess for her senior year. Her peers are making it seem like they will vote for her and she will win, but they're really just pumpin' her head up.

by GymTyme October 5, 2010