Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 06, 2021
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
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Hand circle thigh thing

a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"
He did the Hand circle thigh thing it was crazy
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spinny thing

(If you speak German you will or should know what this is already!)
Kannst du Deutsch dann hättest du wohl schon gewußt worum es hier geht, dir kőnnte ich keinen großeren Hinweis als dieser Satz bieten! ;) Verstehst du nun?!

A spider! A spinny thing is a spider!

(Eine Spinne!!! Ein spinnendes Ding! Ein spinnendes Spinneding!)

Makes sense dunnit? Its that horrific looking 8 legged arachnid thingie that spins webs and makes you scream when it crawls up your leg!

In German its 'die Spinne' pronunciation is (more or less) 'd spinny'.
1. I really hate those spinny things! Crush them any time I see a Spinny Thing!

2. The French calls their peanuts "l'arachide" look awfully like "l'arachnids" dunnit, an intentional pun (peanuts do taste and smell like spinny things except the spinny things are million times worse) :p

3. Spin goes the spinny thing spinny spin spin <stomp> the spinny' thing spins no more! Huge spinny thing that was!

4. The Germans called it a 'Spinne' from the beginning because that is what it is! It's only logical to call a Spinny Thing a 'Spinne' but if its up to me I would call it 'die Spinnendesache' or 'das Spinnendeding' ie 'the Spinny Thing' to make it complete!
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They aren't the SAME to you!
Hym "Women and females are not the same thing to you, bitch! You don't even actively remember you hippy liberal nonsense you fucking transphobe!"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2024
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Max thing

Max thing is a thing no one else would do except maxgo123
Max: Imma add Kash time to urban dictionary

Kash: Seems like a Max thing to do

Nervo: Yep, its not really surprising if he does
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