Cummy Rice

Signature dish of Mahwah, New Jersey based, ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant Cummy House.

It is made of rice and cum.

I had Cummy Rice and it had a lot of cum in it.

by Cuminyourassharu July 30, 2021

rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 February 14, 2012

Cunnilingus rice

The small bits of toilet paper left within the folds of the vagina that transfer into your mouth during the act of cunnilingus.

I went down on that girl from the club and she had a whole meal of cunnilingus rice hot and ready for me.

by DMoneyRich916 October 20, 2025

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder

i finally stopped rice caking

by bellabitch October 21, 2020

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.

Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!

by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021

The Rice Master

The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.

Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.

by The Rice Master March 18, 2024