Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Tommy

Tommy is a gross old man who likes girls who are barely adults. He is one major creep. Best to stay away from this rabbid invasion looking ahh creature, needs to be put down.

Bro also sounds like an uwu gacha boy man thing who secretly watches gacha heat because the missing princess rejected him so he big sad gacha uwu emo boy who always wears a hood to hide his ugly pedofile ratouille looking old man ahh face.

Mom: "OMG! Stay away, it's a Tommy."
Girl: "Why"
Mom: "He eats little girls"
-or-
G: OMG, he's old and looking at your rack
Other G: Oh...He must be a Gacha uwu Tommy

by urmomisinmybedqueenbarb January 18, 2024

Tommy

Tommy is a fucking idiot and is very stupid.

"Yo, i fucking hate Tommy!", "Yo, Dude, me too!"

by Tommyhater69_ January 24, 2024

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024

Tommy

a normal guy who’s actually a super cool unicorn in disguise.

Person A: Hey where did that horse come from? And where is Tommy?

Person B: That horse is Tommy.

by jazzy bee benson February 17, 2024

Tommy

Slang for an incredible annoying man, kind of like a Karen. it can also mean ugly, fat, or unattractive

All of my friends think that Brad looks like a Tommy

by Chicken32 February 19, 2024

Tommy

Tommy: A short and stumpy man who sits in the back of class and communicates with absolutely no one. He’s quiet but when he talks he’s a funny guy. He likes to mew in class and mog others. He’s a powerful women magnet but doesn’t like to use his power (he’s scared of women). He can push a whole lunch table off of the bench, and has achieved the jack build. He’s a gentleman and a scholar.

Snoop #1 “Yo, did you get mogged by Tommy?”
Snoop #2 (girl) “Yeah snoop he’s so cute, but doesn’t talk, maybe he talks on Fortnite.”

by Marqueefer February 22, 2024