Skip to main content

Toast Club

The weirdest club in the school, worships toast. Often will have positions of power within the cul-I mean club. It may sometimes include sacrifices of the loaf to please the toast gods.

Fuck they might be a cult
by oi hu u bloody luking at skank November 10, 2022
mugGet the Toast Club mug.

TOAST

Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."
Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*
by Angel Bob August 19, 2013
mugGet the TOAST mug.

Toasted Thunder

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.
by packratt5 July 17, 2009
mugGet the Toasted Thunder mug.

Cinnamon Toast Punch

The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.
"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom

"Do you mean-" -Danny

"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom

"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010
mugGet the Cinnamon Toast Punch mug.

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.
I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast
by HecateChild May 18, 2017
mugGet the burnt toast mug.

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.
"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
mugGet the Ghetto Toast mug.

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.
i want to cry right now
Don’t cry, eat toast.
by facts56 January 18, 2021
mugGet the Don’t cry, eat toast. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email