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Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007
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Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.
Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*
by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010
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Banch Slap

is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.
Dude, that guy just got banch slapped!
by riler January 17, 2010
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slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.
-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun
by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010
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whap slap

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!
Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
by Turmi January 6, 2006
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victory slap

Following several hours of coitus, the female partner finds herself satisfied but exhausted - unable to move a muscle. At this point the male uses his penis and scrotum to victoriously smack his lady friend about the face and neck.
Trixie almost passed out after the crazy action last night. I woke her up with a victory slap.
by Big_DantheMan February 10, 2007
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Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007
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