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Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.
by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016
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mason king

a super hottie bomb person who definitely is cool
“omg did you know a mason king is coming to our school?”
“wow we should give him money he sounds so cool
by dlfjdisfgjlkafghjioklrstdzf November 4, 2021
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Please King

Phrase used to describe someone demonstrating excessive laziness, when that same person asks you for a favor.
Please king insert name! Please come and eat your food!
by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023
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King of the Bus

The middle seat at the back of a city style Bus as it is like a throne that watches over the domain of the other passengers. The term was created by The Tim Tracker in his Disney World series of vlogs.
I'm the King of the Bus on the way to EPCOT Center!
by TheGoodWario February 11, 2019
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Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022
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King Koza

A massive skateboarding chad. Visit him at kingkoza.com
Bro have you seen King Koza's website? That dude is a massive chad and is a great artist at only 15!
by OrionZX August 28, 2020
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king daddy

Carly King Myers: is an amazingly intelligent , extremely

sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣

You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.

AN INSPIRATION.

AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.

Not afraid to fuck someone up

You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
Rock my world again, King Daddy ?
by Future ex wife May 28, 2020
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