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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Slam the worm

Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.
Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.

Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.
by C-ram April 26, 2016
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Slam hips together

Slamming hips together: a line used when trying to pick up girls to take home or on your girl to induce sexual intercourse
Johnny in the club: "Hey, girl wanna go slam hips together at my place?"
by Chadlozer September 23, 2021
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Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024
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Clam Slam

If a woman heads into cold water, the clam slam is what happens to their down below parts.
I jumped into the water and immediately felt my clam slam.
by JtB4418 July 9, 2022
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Sandwich Slam

When a couple are about to have sex but never got condoms. They find the next best thing, a sandwich bag.
Damn babe, I'm all out of condoms.... I do have some sandwich bags though. Let's do the ol sandwich slam!
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
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Crash slamming

When you get so drunk you fuck a transgender.
Im Crash slamming after Friday because it's Saturday morning.
by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023
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