sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

High Seas Version

Euphemism for a pirated product, usually a movie or video game.

Tim: "Are you going to watch that new movie?"
Alex: "Gotta pay rent this week, I'll probably watch the High Seas Version."

by ZuccGivethSucc May 16, 2021

Swampy Sea

When the male shits into a females Vagina pussy and then continues to have sex to stir it all around and finishes by eating her out

Yeah baby I want that good swampy sea.

by whackgal69 April 4, 2017

Berm-on-sea

Bermondsey is such a tropical place by the Thames some refer to it as berm on sea

Berm-on-sea the home of teddy sheringham

by Lord Nelson June 14, 2024

Chicken of the Sea

Tuna, if you're on a date.
Treasure, if you're a pirate.

"Ah, tuna, the chicken of the sea."
or
"Ah, treasure, the chicken of the sea."

by Urbaxy December 28, 2019

Sea Squirt

To ejaculate into the ocean.

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."

by my name thor November 14, 2022

Monstrous beast of the seas

The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!

Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!

by Oolong Tea Cookie October 24, 2022