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Poo turdy

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.
"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."
by Eee Bee June 23, 2017
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poo scrape

crusty residue left on buttocks after a few days of not washing
hey lennie, my poo scrape is really grating me up
by manfat June 28, 2003
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Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.
Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again
by GothMowgli May 24, 2022
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Comfort Poo

After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.

It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
Bob: "Ahhhh, I just had a Comfort Poo."

John: "Hangover gone then?"

Bob: "You betcha."
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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Deja Poo

The feeling you have heard this bullshit before.
So Jake was telling a story when I had a deja poo&walked away immediately.
by gogokitty760 July 26, 2020
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Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.
Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
by call the underdog December 17, 2011
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Poo-chogger

A name to call someone when playing minecraft or roblox.
ahaahahahaha william u died u poo-chogger
by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz February 25, 2020
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