Carpet land

Management or similar, physically and emotionally removed from a problem but dictating a solution

“This has come down from those folk in carpet land as a solution to our youth unemployment problem”

by nancypantsy November 8, 2023

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018

gort land

barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!

Bruh gort land.

by Gort Lander May 3, 2023

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

Land

‣ Verb

- To come. (Pause)

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

“Are you landing to the trap?”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Rough Landing, Holly

Song by band Yellowcard, From their album "Lights and Sound"

J: What's your favorite Yellowcard song?
F: Rough Landing, Holly by Yellowcard

by TakeTheShot January 14, 2020