Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 13, 2006

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Jim Jones Effect

Just like Jim Jones, Donald Trump has the power to do anything legal or illegal and his supporters will continue to back him up regardless of any consequences they may face just to protect their leader.

Bro, Donald Trump has that damn Jim Jones Effect on your brother, dude he’s brainwashed.

by LABolTFactoR October 09, 2020

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Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.

You’re such a Silas Jones

by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019

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juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.

He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.

by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 08, 2022

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Julius Jones

The Name Given to a man that will succeed in everything he does. He will be tall, tell good jokes and make a good lover in the bed. This person will tend to have the option of lieing and hiding the truth often, but will in time realize that he does not need to. Good in sports, art, navigating, and flirting he will paint a picture of himself to the world. If you come into contact with one be prepared for a wild adventure, with or without clothes.

Julius Jones Of the Dallas Cowboys 2008

by HANH REVELO December 21, 2010

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