Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.
You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!
by S. Duong May 26, 2006
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hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.
by Greenery June 17, 2008
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stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
by NicCamacho August 26, 2010
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Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.
Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
by Anon Strainjer March 28, 2011
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Auntie Hand

When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
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lobster hand

When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
by 707ceerip April 09, 2014
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Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."
by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009
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