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A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
Of course; $7”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 20, 2023
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Fruit Cake Sissy Bone Fat Boy

a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009
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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
by Mazza King October 7, 2018
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Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.
by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020
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MAD FRUIT

MAD FRUIT BASICALLY MEANS SUS. WHEN SOMEONE IS MAD FRUIT HE IS TENDING TO SUS ACTIVITIES.
YO LETS DO NOT HANG OUT WITH ROBERT HE IS MAD FRUIT
by Doodlescoodle100 January 13, 2022
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The Fruit Canyon

The Uncanny Valley, but for gender/sexuality, it is between the peaks of easily categorized masculine and feminine gender presentation.

Often applied in reference to voices, when you hear somebody talk and you have no idea what this person's gender is, but you do know they're queer.
When you call up a leftist org, and the person who answers is somewhere in the depths of the fruit canyon, that's how you know they're legit.
by clayhands August 15, 2022
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fruit stick

normally a small bastered on a board with a stick. stick version of a fruit booter
get out of the way before i snap the handles off and stick it up your ass!!!!!!
by la la land July 12, 2003
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