Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

Angel's Fist

A fist lightly powdered in cocaine that was sold by a former priest. An Angel's Fist is commonly used while solemnly reciting 1 Timothy 2:12. One may use fingers or fists dependent on the size of the flesh socket.

If you follow the word of God, I'll show you the Angel's Fist.

by AfterSectsCigarette November 27, 2019

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 5, 2020

Fist Bump

"Fist Bump" is when you go to get a cupcake but 2 racist men catch you.

"fist bump."

by The one and only EDP445 August 10, 2022

fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers

The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards

by Wei Jia January 19, 2022

Fist 2 5

This stupid math teacher in Sudlersville, Maryland came up with this thing called Fist 2 5 to see how good you learn

Class on a Fist 2 5 how good do u know that

by Thomas V The Tree October 18, 2008