double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

Double Cuddle

the act of cuddling someone and being cuddled by another person; three person cuddle.

I woke up from last night's party in a double cuddle. Brandon was cuddling me and I was cuddling Miguel.

by mcubed February 14, 2014

double-wristing

The act of wearing two digital devices, (or wearables) one on each wrist.

I can't believe my Fitbit doesn't integrate natively with my Pebble. Why am I even double-wristing?

by _alexey June 12, 2014

Double minded

In direct dysfunction of goodwill towards some men, and the performance of evil acts associated with deception in the same coordinance.

Undeserved kindness provided to all, and a hidden conscience leading straight to death itself.

He was double minded and the battle was never ending.

by Ashes Madem March 19, 2020

Double-Cheeks

When a girl where’s underwear that is to small that cuts her ass cheeks in 2 so it looks as if she has 4 ass cheeks

Damn Hannah has double-Cheeks.......

by Therealbitch.co August 28, 2019

Double-choke

When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.

The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!

by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 29, 2021

Double Warrior

Double warrioring or pulling a double warrior: to ride from one end of a NYC train line to the other end and back, typically due to falling asleep from intoxication. Referencing the 1979 cult classic "The Warriors" in which a gang of vest-wearing teens from Coney Island journey home from the Bronx.

Woah, I totally pulled a Double Warrior last night after that party; I got on the train to Park Slope and woke up in Jamaica. The conductor mistook me for a bum, and I had to come all the way back.

by mjkittens November 30, 2014