The DolkFest 

Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"

I gave my boss the dolkfest today, it was so amazing!!

The DolkFest by shazzam100009 January 4, 2010

Barney The Dinosaur

a large purple dinosaur that likes to eat little children and make sandwiches with them he is a cannibal and smokes pot. barney is a stalker, he like to eat laptops. he likes to walk aroung in the nude and sing silly songs to attract little kidies. he also recieves royalties from america as they use his songs to torture terrorists

Barney The Dinosaur is eating a kid in a sandwich while smoking pot and surfing the net.

Barney The Dinosaur by I'm someWhere else Onedbfv November 23, 2010

It represents the duality of man 

A bullshit way to pass of your drawing of a circle as art.

Person 1: I don't understand your drawing
Person 2: it represents the duality of man
Person 1: oh, then it's brilliant.

It represents the duality of man by Mrgus0000 February 19, 2011

the darkness 

kick-ass band that plays original songs and doesn't sell out. the lead singer likes spandex (wierd) yet can sing higher than a girl, which requires a lot of talent

person1: did u listen to the darkness cd????
person2: yeah, they kick ass!!!!

the darkness by darkness lover February 8, 2005

Roll the Dice 

To take a chance. To risk exposing yourself to criticism by not following through on a task.

I should check each individual backup folder, but instead I will roll the dice and hope they all completed.

Roll the Dice by Blazinga January 5, 2010

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

waxing the dolphin by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

The Dikembe Mutombo 

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

The Dikembe Mutombo by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009