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goodwin academy

a shitty secondary in deal,kent (a town full of chavs and nitty scooter boys) only go there if ur looking for snakes and getting ur deepest darkest secrets found out and spread in two hours. dr liard also sucks bbc
by drliardisgay May 19, 2022
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Plymouth Christian Academy

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023
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Adventure Academy

Something the creators of ABCmouse.com made that targets older kids (by older, I mean 8-13)
"Bruh I'm over 13 and I don't have kids stop showing me Adventure Academy ads"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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Independence academy

Independence academy (elementary/middle) is a gay ass school and they don’t know how to take a joke. Everything is so serious and you don’t get to enjoy your middle school years 😭🖕
Also independence academy got kids there that are so fucking nasty, putting for real shit on the bathroom stalls and in the sink, and blood everywhere, like do y’all not know how to wipe y’all ass and use pads.ONG ⁉️
by You.wish.you.knew.who.it.was. September 8, 2021
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Brewster Academy

A rich prep school for stuck up rich kids and basketball players who are going to the NBA. The food is so shit you would rather pay 10 bucks each day to get dunkin
Dude brewster academy is such a school for rich prep kids
by Chinaboi69 December 16, 2021
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Christian Academy of Knoxville

Not actually Christian. Just for kids who have premarital sex and vape/do drugs. For kids who either got kicked out or are too stupid to get into Webb. Extremely jealous of The Webb School of Knoxville. They talk about the importance of Christ then go and poop on the Bible. Sorry school with even worse students.
by Fgvvcc33 November 23, 2021
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