technivirgin

A female who has been penetrated by a penis in every bodily orifice except the vagina. Technivirgins often fiercely defend their status as a "virgin", even while openly engaging in copious amounts of oral and anal sex. This is particularly true of girls from religious families and "good girls" who don't want to be seen as sluts.

"So...last night, Jenny told me that she's still a virgin."

"LOL, a technivirgin maybe! Do you know how many cocks that girl has had up her ass?!?"

by CMJC April 1, 2008

Worcester Technical High School.

The only school with air conditioning and working faucets in the Worcester Public Schools.

Worcester Technical High School. has A/C you know? They r not sitting in ball soup right now.

by bostonrocks1 September 3, 2009

technoviking

An internet meme created on theforum.com thanks to a video of the Berlin Fuck Parade of 2000 in which a large muscle-bound German man asserts his authority upon the people and dances to demonstrate his power. He is, technoviking.

All hail technoviking.

by esvee October 7, 2007

Technologically impaired

someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.

Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!

by Hyperr Haliee February 23, 2009

Technoviking

The new Chuck Norris

Technoviking wins.

by Numaga March 4, 2009

Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self

Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

by Uncow March 23, 2011

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009