Loves to finger kids arseholes and also has a forehead bigger that most people’s futures. He also loves to be pegged
by Mr I love kids October 11, 2020
Garrison Taylor is the nicest guy you'll ever meet. He's both charming and awkward at the same time, which really just makes him even cuter. He's the kind of guy to bring you flowers for no reason other than 'because you deserve them'. He's extraordinarily funny and can make anyone smile, even if they're having the worst of days. He's got dozens of friends and cares about all of them. He is loyal, kind, dorky and perfect. Garrison has at least 50 nicknames, all of them silly or weird. He has been through a lot, but it's only made him stronger as a person. He's the type of guy who doesn't get involved in drama, but that does not stop him from voicing his opinion when he needs to. Loyal, caring, funny and cute, he really is the perfect guy.
I'm so glad he waited. I love you, Garrison Taylor.
by lvydve October 24, 2016
American reality TV personality known for her reality show Pretty Wild with her sisters Gabby and Alexis Neiers (who was involved in the Hollywood Bling Ring robberies.) She became Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year in 2010. Basically she wanted to be famous, so she got her tits out for an old saggy man.
Person 1: Can you remember that show Pretty Wild that got cancelled?
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.
Person 2: Yeah that Alexis Neiers got charged for them Bling Ring robberies on Orlando Bloom and other celebrities.
Person 1: Yeah and her adopted sister Tess Taylor got her tits out for Playboy and was Cyber Girl of the year.
by accioharry March 03, 2012
A very mean and fat loser of a PE coach. HE MAKES FUN OF AUTISTUC KIDA AND JOKES ON OTHERS WEIGHT WHEN HE IS A FAT PIECE OF SHIT HIMSELF. HE IS A DIPFUCK.
Nia- hey mia look at coach taylor
Mia- eww he is a fat turd
Nia- he was making fun of Hanna for being autistic
Mia- ugh what a asswipe
Mia- eww he is a fat turd
Nia- he was making fun of Hanna for being autistic
Mia- ugh what a asswipe
by StayBlessed120 April 12, 2017
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