Audie talk

Talking by means of using adding an "-h" after every "s" letter, excessive use of caps lock when excited/shocked/happy or to just greet other people by name or simply by "hi" or "hello", replacement of the word "my" and "mine" by "moi", overuse of childish phrases and expressions, doubling a verb/noun, and putting the letter "y" at the end of most nouns.

JA: OMG OMG OMG ITSH MOI BIIIIRTTTTHDAAAAY!!!
LOOH: Are you doing the Audie talk?
TDO: Obviously, she does.

by DaVincitheGreat April 24, 2013

swim talk

a spanish phrase 'nade hablar' which translates as a sex noise creating vibrations in the water which attract fish.

swim talk only works if you try it in the water.

by SWIMLOVER. March 5, 2009

real talk

1. Straight up, serious, factual communication.

2. Phrase sometimes included in a communication to convey to listeners/readers that the speaker/writer is not joking, and will back up what they're saying with facts or fists. (see example in definition # 8).

3. Phrase commonly used by jackasses who think it makes them sound serious, hard or knowledgeable.

Actual conversation on facebook btwn 2 moms about the apparent size of their fetus' dicks in ultrasounds:

Sharrell: He aint got shit on my sons when I was pregnant...lmao seriously.

Pretty: Man stop playin ma son's dick iz goin to be big azz fuck lol real talk.

by Horace P. Q. Winthropper IV October 30, 2012

Puss talk

when a girl cries from being seriously injured, so you rebully her and reinjure her and try to teach her to get sexually harassed and assaulted as well. It makes her stop crying for a second. Especially used on physically ill in the late 1900's by clown possy's, slave drivers, greeks, and satanic believers.

She walked bad so we gathered our smarts and cursed her with our puss talk, she cried and we never saw her again.

the girl cursed with thier puss talk was voiceless and ready to keel in cold shock.

Puss talk leads to internet blow jobs.

by kudosverify October 25, 2009

Bunny talk

Fluffy, cutesy talk used by the opposite sex in an effort endear themselves to you.

Dude, man, get off the phone with that bunny talk, I'm trying to play my videogames.

by Kikimustard December 30, 2009

Bean Talk

The Mexican dialect being spoken and or heard by a white person

Can you hear those beaners speaking that bean talk? Disgusting

by Vucken April 21, 2018

Sesh Talk

After a night out with ur friends everyone gets in an amazing funny mood the next morning, whether u had been drunk, stoned, straight or anything else everyone becomes a filthy piece of shit that laughs at anything and everything. the following conversations are sesh talk.

after the sesh everyone managed to get to nics nans where her bbq had the filthiest bacon known to man piled on with some other bullshit. so much sesh talk went down. such as finding funniness in random ross such as 'no carlsbad before breakfast'. oh i just felt like johhny staunch.

by Young Man Staunch April 6, 2008