Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.
by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023
Get the Quasi-suicidalmug. What someone feels when their suicidal/depressed friend sends them a message like ‘sorry’ or ‘I love you’ really late at night and they panic
Person 1: “I love you”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
Person 2: “OH SHIF NONONONO DONT KYS PLEASE PLEASE IM HAVING A SUICIDE SCARE”
by RexTheHamsterYT February 26, 2024
Get the suicide scaremug. Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
Get the genetic suicidemug. Getting oneself whacked by the mob.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
Get the New Jersey suicidemug. When hit by a 'suicide bum', you are experiencing explosive diarrhea.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
One is able to become the victim of a suicide bum and shit him-/herself at an extraordinarily inconvenient moment.
So there I was, surrounded by the hottest girls in the world and I was hit by a suicide bum. They'll never talk to me again - with good reason.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
Sorry I couldn't go last night, I was hit by a suicide bum.
Please don't come over, I'm about to suicide bum my apartment.
by Comadog November 12, 2015
Get the Suicide bummug. suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .
dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....
dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???
dude : oh .....
dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???
dude : oh .....
by atsushi lover October 13, 2021
Get the suicidemug. Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.
J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
by Sanasa473 January 4, 2025
Get the Double suicidemug.