what's your face spittin?

used either when someone so stupid you want them to repeat themselves, or you don't know what they're saying

Guy1: Man I have a waifu she so haawwawwwwt

guy2: what's your face spittin? I don't speak stupidity

by CrungleChugger97 May 11, 2022

what the shitting fuck

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke

Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck

by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!

Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2026

I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments

Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting

by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025