Spider gang

you know when you cut a hot dog into a spider and cook it? do that to your penis and twist it together like a twisler, then all the grandmas can have a piece. they peel it like a cheese string. #spider gang

bro 1: yo wanna learn how to join the spider gang?

bro 2: sure dawg what do i gotta do?
bro 1: just start cutting the skin flute like a hot dog spider!

by spider-man gang gang home boy December 13, 2022

Zombie spider

The worst ever thing created by a Fricking Wasp

PACK YOUR BAGS, THERE IS A ZOMBIE SPIDER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

spider-man

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).

spider-man is an adorable innocent bean.

by uncle loki July 20, 2019

Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.

See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.

by sonofrickslone May 25, 2015

Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.

“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023