Special Snowflake

Taken from the fact that the differences between snowflakes typically have no bearing on the situation at hand, a special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on social media to redefine the term itself in a sad attempt to fool the entire world but themselves. After ignoring snowflake facts, they will pretend that "special" only has one strawmanned context to end up in literally Hitler land, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.

Special Snowflake: 3+3 is 5. Disagree and you're Hitler *eats Dorito*
Bystander: 3+3 is 6
Special Snowflake: 6 million Jews!
Bystander: You are really devaluing the horrors of the Holocaust here.
Special Snowflake: *scuffs up Dorito* Hitler!

by Toilet896 December 11, 2017

Special K

1. The single sexiest guy on the planet, also known simply as K or Cereal.

Y: Bet you can't wait for breakfast, hmm, Meadow?
M: DEFINITELY not! My favorite part of the day!
Y: Yeah, but only because of Special K.
M: ha! umm, duh??

by luvinmesomespecialK December 9, 2008

special K

a retard who contiuously makes stupid comments and doesnt realize it.a common retard who most people would be embarrased to be seen with.typically an idiot

"Shut up special K u retard!!"

by A Partial Observer February 28, 2008

Philly Special

The ballsiest play call in NFL history.

You think you've got guts? Doug Pedersen called a Philly Special on fourth and goal in the Super Bowl, bitch. You've got nothing.

by dendu February 11, 2018

special sauce

a mixture of beer and captian morgan must be mixed in a large pitcher

dude pass the damn special sauce

by a kuz November 9, 2007

Wendy Special

The action of a woman takeng a man's recently ejaculated semen and rubbing it on her partner's face and then throwing ground hot pepper so it sticks to his face and creates a burning sensation in his mouth and nostrils.

Mike: Aw man, my girl gave me the wendy special last night.
Sam: Really? Why would you be into that?
Mike: What can I say? The burning sensation makes it all worthwhile.

by ChinaFish February 5, 2009

spillway special

When you get a girl in the ass and then eat her out and she smells bad like the spillway in Celina, Oh

I walk in on my friend giving his girlfriend a spillway special

by Big Pun May 13, 2005