Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Will smithing

to hit someone in the face so bad that it shocks everyone around. Usually happens when stakes are high

"Dude did you see the big fight?"
"Yeah Sam was totally Will Smithing him

by Mmaiself April 7, 2022

Benjamin Smith

A truly amazing man. His loyalty is immeasurable. He signifies the true meaning of a convict. He greatly values his freedom and will go to great lengths to insure he is safe from the opps. He will protect the ones he loves at all costs. If you are on his team you're in good hands. He has coined the phrase "I'm going to the store" which means I'm leaving and I probably will not return any time soon. Benjamin Smith is made of steal! Not even an F-150 can stop him. His sex game is on point, and is worthy of taking notes. If you are one of the lucky ones to experience it you should consider yourself lucky ... he's not your average Joe. Do not betray him, it will end all bad. He holds the title for a few unmentionable skills. He's a great cook!! Listen carefully when he talks, when he gives you advice or directions then you better comprehend what he tells you, because when it comes to the law he will never start you wrong. He is one of the sexiest men on the planet and he most definitely has BDE! If he gives you his time then take it for what it's worth. He is definitely a one of a kind!

Look at him ... He is cute in his own special way! Duh ... that's because he's Benjamin Smith!"

by The Bad Guys Girl October 17, 2025

Will Smithed

To bitch slap someone for many reasons, especially for making fun of someone's wife like Will Smith did to Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars.

Chris: G.I Jane 2 I can't wait to see it
Will: Goes up to bitch slap Chris

Guy: Some guy got Will Smithed over a joke damn

by Chris Hansen is the goat March 29, 2022

will smith

storm the stage for an act of violence

That guy Will Smith Dave Chappelle 's show at the Hollywood Bowl.

by dongdongcat May 5, 2022

Roan smith

Gay ginger faggot

Roan Smith is gay

by Paurkaufmwgs March 14, 2020

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024