Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.

When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.

by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007

Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.

Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*

by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010

Biddie Slap

the act of slapping a biddie. (bitch slap)

Im gunna biddie slap her if she doesnt shut her trap.

by sarah nads & company February 20, 2009

Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007

wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.

Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.

by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007

slap the leprechaun

to get really high; super baked off your ass; to have smoked so much marijuana that you in fact believe you're slapping a leprechaun everytime you take a hit.

slapping the leprechaun in the face would mean you have the first hit.
slapping the leprechaun in the stomach or chest would be taking hits in between the first and last
slapping the leprechaun in the butt would mean taking the last hit of that bowl, joint, or device you're using to smoke out of.

-hey, let's "slap the leprechaun" tonight
-i'm so down!

-aye waadddup
-nothin much, just slapping the leprechaun

by 3LEMONS December 13, 2010

Banch Slap

is a slap to the buttox, back, stomach, or face that has a mix of bar-ba-cue sauce and ranch dressing.

Dude, that guy just got banch slapped!

by riler January 17, 2010