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Textbook Slap

When your woman is going down on you, and you arent feeling it. You slap her in the head with a textbook.
When Suzy said, " by the way I have a raging case of herpes" on her way down, I textbook slapped her.
by The Palvorichk Thrust March 29, 2007
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wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.
Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.
by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007
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Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.
Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*
by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010
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Biddie Slap

the act of slapping a biddie. (bitch slap)
Im gunna biddie slap her if she doesnt shut her trap.
by sarah nads & company February 20, 2009
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Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.
by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007
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victory slap

Following several hours of coitus, the female partner finds herself satisfied but exhausted - unable to move a muscle. At this point the male uses his penis and scrotum to victoriously smack his lady friend about the face and neck.
Trixie almost passed out after the crazy action last night. I woke her up with a victory slap.
by Big_DantheMan February 10, 2007
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whap slap

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!
Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.
by Turmi January 6, 2006
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