Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009

Key Slapping

A person who slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his idiotic answer.

by The Big 'O' August 3, 2007

Biddie Slap

the act of slapping a biddie. (bitch slap)

Im gunna biddie slap her if she doesnt shut her trap.

by sarah nads & company February 20, 2009

whap slap

A slap that creates a loud WHAP sound. As seen on a webcomic called Sweet FA. Have a look on www.sweet-fa.tk and see if you can find one!

Luke: Hah! Told you you coudln't beat me at Super Mario Kart!

Johnson Jones: Shut yer trap before I whap slap you fool!

Luke: I'll be good.

In this example, Luke obviously knows the raw might that a whap slap can contain. Should this power ever be unleashed upon the world, anarchy shall reign supreme.

by Turmi January 6, 2006

victory slap

Following several hours of coitus, the female partner finds herself satisfied but exhausted - unable to move a muscle. At this point the male uses his penis and scrotum to victoriously smack his lady friend about the face and neck.

Trixie almost passed out after the crazy action last night. I woke her up with a victory slap.

by Big_DantheMan February 10, 2007

Tip Slap

The act of using one's hand to swiftly deliver a blow to the glans of the penis.

Guy 1: Yeah, and so when I was listening to Glenn Beck speaking, it really moved me, y'know? It inspired me to--

Guy 2: *TIP SLAP!*

by Billiam Jenkins April 12, 2010

wank slap

To Slap someone repeatedly on the forehead/face with your penis while they have passed out at a party.

Oh man, that party last night darren was the first one to fall asleep so i gave him a wank slap.

by Andy Scotland December 7, 2007