Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019

River

legit the best person ever, can and will take a joke too far but very lovable so you can't get mad for it. the funniest person ever and will probably be single for life but she'll have so many friends to make up for it.

"Oh, there's River! She's so cool!"

by ricketrocket October 25, 2022

River Edge NJ

middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.

"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"

by swissroll123 July 22, 2017

Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'

T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Kiki on the river

1. A female who sends guys mixed signals.
2. A female who entertains multiple dudes

You a Kiki on the river, all in everybody’s face.

by daiquilla June 29, 2024

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.

We went rafting and we all got river peter

by littleroger February 3, 2025