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Elden Ring

A video game created by the company "FromSoftware" who are known for making action games like Demon Souls and Dark Souls
A copy of Dark Souls, A remake if you will, basically what EA does with Far Cry.

A game people won't shut the fuck up about
A game that is unnecessarily hard and when people criticize it for when you get knocked out by some big ass space alien in a undodgeable 1 hit kill attack, seriously, even videogamedunkey criticized it.

11/10 its pretty good lol u should buy it i guess
DS Fan: OMG DUDE ELDEN RING IS COMING OUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY IT BRO REALLY OMG ITS LIKE SO GOOD EVEN THO I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET
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A fairly competent guy beat doom on ultra-nightmare: Ayo what the fuck that dude just killed me in 2 hits and his attacks were like bullshit yo

SWEATY DS3 PVP GOD: JUST GIT GUD N00B AND STOP FATROLLING LIKE A DUMBASS ITS EZ ASF

the other dude: *downloads a easy mode mod from nexus lol*
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STING RING

I'm back—the original "Weave"—after a 24-month hiatus.
For all of you cerebrally challenged cretins out there, please refrain from posing as the "real deal" under my pseudonym. Y'all can go fuck yourselves!
Now, back to the word "Sting Ring."
Sting ring can be aptly defined as the itchy, stinging sensation experienced by your asshole after "dropping a deuce." This can be caused by a combination of salty perspiration and anal bacteria produced by the process of
defecation. The itching/burning sensation can become so intense that you have flirted with the idea of sticking a
spool of steel wool into your sphincter and act as if you're grating cheese to alleviate the indescribable itch, bitch!!
Man, oh man. I've got the worst case of sting ring right now. Can I use your wife's hairbrush while I retreat to the bathroom and grate a pound of Romano cheese?
by weavemeister September 24, 2005
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shing ring

The passage where the brown resides, normally a one way street put can be treated either way, most often referred to as arsehole
after he found out maria was more than meets the eye his shing ring burned all night
by Adam Intern October 15, 2004
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crap ring

Dude, that girl had some elastic crap rings!
by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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cling ring

the anus.
thus called because the anus is sticky under certain circumstances.
a naughty, nasty name for the bootyhole.
Girls and trannies always love it when I eat their cling ring (s)
by politic November 8, 2007
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unwithering ring

a spectacular condom, comes from the dutch heritage of "unwithering"; a condom in which you "unwither"
my cock was so big that I had to use an extraordinarily large unwithering ring when i fucked my girlfriend
by The Cock Unwitherer February 18, 2010
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Ring Tang Do

same has Ring Dang Do ,but the penis is inserted anally instead of in the vagina
Hey honey buzz my ass and give me a ring tang do
by bucketgut December 25, 2009
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