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river jet

A egotistical cunt that thinks he is better than he really is.
Look at that man, he’s such a river jet
by hashtagretweet October 20, 2017
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river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
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river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017
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River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!
by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019
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atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
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river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.
“river is pog.”
“how profound.”
by swaggychickennugget July 24, 2021
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