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Get the river jet mug.Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
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Get the river flue mug.The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
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Get the Rivers mug.A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
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