queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

Queef Nuzzler

A person who doesn't just enjoy queefs, but absolutely lives for the touch, taste, scent, and sound of a good, hearty quaiff. As is tradition.

Good God, Logan, I always suspected you were such a queef nuzzler

by katzau July 3, 2016

Guy1: what’s a queef nugget
Guy2: it’s someone named Becker Lippert

by 5yq November 16, 2022

Behaviour exhibited by a gaming server when currently online players experience lag, time outs and stuttering causing them immense frustration.

"This server is being a saggy queef!"

by showus May 5, 2020

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.

My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom

by Pauseacorn July 11, 2017

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019