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Peanut butter Jelly time

Peanut butter jelly time is when you cover the vagina with peanut butter and the penis with jelly and have sex. After completion engage in a sixty-nine.
We were all out of bread, so we decided to have peanut butter jelly time.
by The perfect pair November 16, 2019
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PEANUT

A KIDNEY STONE.

EATING SHIT

The start of a comic STRIP.

Compound PENIS TASK.

IT'S the beginning of an analogy that CRYPTOCURRENCY can use also.

Excited SHITEATERS

The scariest tumor in the world.

an I small am eye small am aye small

See MR. PEE NUT

Look at that PEANUT ASSH0LE MAN.

PEANUT PEENUT PNUT PENUT PEE PEENUT
Imagine the pain zipping up your FLY in your ZIPPER ,then passing a PEANUT after ,QUAFF A BEER.

No PUN INTENDED it just TAE a PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT to enjoy a PEANUT in the privacy of your BOWEL TOILET TRIP.

Look JOHN I was looking forward to getting BIG DICK FUCKED but you just got a PEANUT for a WEE WEE and it kind of destroyed the mood.

Let's go into that DELI CARL and not just PEE but do a compound task and PEANUT.

Look I got ONE PENNY TWO PENNY ..ONE DILLAR and ONE PEANUT TWO PEANUT. .THOUSANDS PEANUT and finally ONE BITCOIN TWO BITCOIN which MOTHERFUCKERS if we have thousands of PEANUT then you can see how many BITCOINS imagine we would have because as they say ..." DAVID SAYS I'M COLD,. little by little little by little,... bit by bit , bit by bit bit by PEANUT bit.

I love when I find a PEANUT in that SHIT it gives it a variety taste of intensity and afterall you can only find ONE AT A "TIME" and that makes you go APE NUT over THOSE PEANUT.

You never want to have a PEANUT SIZE TUMOR.

Yes ANAL ALAN you are puny as well as those PEANUT size tantrums as am aye small cannot hear.

When ASSH0LE takes out his PISSIVATOR and he is pissing like a good JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , see MISTER PEANUT in action mouth open feeling pissy all over.

He is sooo funny a PEANUT in anger.

PEANUT public penis pisser PEDOPHILE NUT TELEPATHY VERY liquid spermatozoa and that identifiable satellite JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE naked IMAGED WEE WEE stick.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 16, 2022
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peanut butter banana tortilla

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted
by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021
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CH Peanut & Zentify1x

The worst Fortnite player in the history of Fortnite. He is so fucking terrible. He is just the worst. His mom can't pay rent, he doesn't have a mattress, his sister is ugly, did I mention it. HE'S ALSO ASS AT FORTNITE, THE WORST IN THE FUCKING WORLD. he is just so god damn terrible, he is the definition of a sellout. He's just a fucking dumb ass. DONT GET ME STARTED ON ZENTIFY1x, He is a wannabe Xyon1x, always on his dick. plus he has a shitty mic and a shitty pc. bro has a library computer PC
Law," Peanut and zentify, ur so ass"
Xyon," faxx, yall selling, get fucking better"

CH Peanut & Zentify1x are so ass
by Buggyflower88 December 7, 2021
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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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peanut butter and jelly

A American Jihadi code term for explosives training.
the name peanut butter and jelly would make sense as a synonym for explosives training when one compares amateurish home explosives making, I.e. chemical mixing, with amateurish incompetent home cooking, I.e. ingredient mixing.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2014
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