Grandpa titties

When your nipples are looking old and wrinkly

Pass the lotion I have a major case of the grandpa titties right now!

by g.t.s35 May 31, 2019

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 25, 2021

titty-vate

To elevate ones cleavage by taping up the underneath of your Breasts.

See how to "titty-vate" by searching for " how to tape up your breasts to increase you cleavage".

by I'm in the bathroom taping up! March 04, 2014

titty-toter

"Titty-toter" is slang for a bra. It's a combination of titty, the common euphemism for a woman's breasts and tote, meaning carried. It's use of alliteration and the cadence of the syllables make it enjoyable to say.

Ugh, I can't wait to get home and finally take off this 'ol titty-toter. The underwire is killing me.

by kngfsh August 09, 2019

Gib-titty

A boy who has a skinny penis with a mushroom tip. Also has a greasy toupe for hair

gib-titty the clown

by OldavothemanO May 18, 2018

Titty job

When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.

Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021