kill short people day

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.
by boobs22 October 22, 2020
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LA short stack

when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat
Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"

Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"
by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 01, 2010
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Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.
Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!
by ElectroKinetica April 30, 2007
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blow it out your shorts

stfu

calling someone out on thier bullshit
"Dude, youre such a manwhore."
"Blow it out your shorts, Todd"
by Alejas November 04, 2013
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east compton short bus

a reach around (non homosexual) while nailing a chick who is covering herself in salami OR
a Chode
Last night pete got an east compton short bus from Betty
by bkup October 19, 2006
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A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".
Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"
by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009
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Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.
james your short
Im Not Short Im Funsized
by Hellish Fenix October 06, 2009
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