oh my lordy lord

an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.

a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.

They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.

THE END
by shiny 🤖 October 21, 2022
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I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.
"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18
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My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.
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Scrub Lord

A girl who is always wrong but fully believes she’s right. She is a stupid dumb idiot who cheats to win games usually rigging games such as trivia crack to prove she’s smarter when in fact she is not. Has a delusional view of herself that’s she’s better than others
Gabby is a big time scrub lord when she makes fun of people for a low wordle score but than gets the exact same score
by Emswagmaster2000 April 28, 2024
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hentia lord

A person/people who horde hentia and can tell you anything about a certain comic or video of hentia
damn, jack is a hentia lord, he told me everything about open the leg or door
by coomslave February 18, 2021
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Lord jack

One who cares about others and shows how determined on something they see and sticking with their own way and style of doing things even when when they're down in the dumps and always have a bit of pride
Wow your sick a Lord jack thanks for helping me
by Heart and soul July 03, 2024
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