Noah Anxiety

The feeling you get when obsessing over Noah Schnapp, especially when leaves you crying in a corner of your room and wanting to hug him more than anything.

Person 1: All I want is to hug Noah Schnapp right now
Person 2: Then you have Noah Anxiety!

by Will.byers.UwU January 7, 2021

Noah

HIS DICK IS HUGE AND HE STARES AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS ASS

Noah his dick is huge and he stares at his girlfriends ass

by Maggdoggie May 5, 2020

Noah

He is a hacker

Noah*hacks screen*
Noah types Big boobies on your account

Girl1:omg Noah somebody text that

Noah: stop being sus

by Nyrie April 11, 2022

noah

someone who has a big chin

“is that noah i heard he has a big chin”

by alligatormomo April 26, 2021

Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.

Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*

by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025

Noah

Noah is the type of person that just radiates massive dick energy. Noah's have a dong length MINIMUM of 12 inches. If you know a Noah, consider yourself lucky.

Girl: "Oh my God. Noah tore it up last night with his huge dick!"

by @korean_dictator on insta April 27, 2020

Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024